Jon of All Trades
  • Thirty-eight

    Every year I make a new playlist on my birthday to commemorate the year that was, and write about it. This year, I’ve broken the

  • Dustin Wendling is an old friend of mine and lives a fascinating life. He's the guest on Ep. 224 of the Jon of All Trades Podcast, debuting August 28, 2019.

    Ep. 224: Dustin Wendling – Global Citizen

    I’ve known Dustin Wendling since I was 12 years old. I joined Ralston Elementary School in 6th grade, and we hit it off pretty quickly.

  • First Job – Dustin Wendling

    Dustin Wendling is an old friend of mine doing a complex and important job as an ex-pat living in Mexico City. Honestly, though, we don’t

  • Evan Fries, Noah Mittman, and Taylor Oxley are Snowman Films and they're the guest on Ep. 223 of the Jon of All Trades Podcast debuting August 21, 2019.

    Ep. 223: Noah, Evan and Taylor – Snowman Films

    Noah Mittman, Evan Fries, and Taylor Oxley are three creative professionals associated with Snowman Films and The Unfinished Degree Podcast. Snowman Films is an award-winning

  • First Job: Noah Mittman

    Noah Mittman is the head honcho at Snowman Films, an award-winning video production company, and content marketing subscription service based in Golden, Colorado.  His full

Bills

Bills

“A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly, but is also known as a ‘busta.’” Truth. Released in January 1999, “No Scrubs” by TLC became the group’s third #1 single eighth Top 10. It’s also a song I unabashedly love for reasons I cannot comprehend. I am certainly appreciative [...]

December 5, 2012 Jon Blog, Goofiness, Music 1

D-Bag

D-Bag

If you’re ever around me and I suddenly start to seem like much more of a douche bag than normal, but you can’t put your finger on exactly why, I’m nervous. My gestures give me away when I’m nervous or intimidated or lacking for the appropriate social response. And the [...]

December 3, 2012 Jon Blog, Inside My Head 0

Stickhandling

Stickhandling

I abstractly think those who are good at billiards are automatically the coolest cats in the room. There’s just something so unspeakably hip about being able to saunter up to a game and quietly run the table with surgical precision and unyielding focus while onlookers stare at you reverently and [...]

November 30, 2012 Jon Blog, Sports 3

Bleep

Bleep

I am a wide-eyed enthusiast for censored profanity. The biggest reason, I suppose, for this enthusiasm is that I believe it achieves the opposite of its intended effect. Rather than obfuscating an unsavory word, a big ol’ bleep circles it, highlights it, and sends your brain scurrying back to the [...]

November 28, 2012 Jon Blog, Rants 0

Muce

Muce

When I used to make fun of old people and the mere concept of drinking fiber, I did not realize I would be heckling myself at age 29. That’s when I started on The ‘Muce (or Metamucil, for those you not hip enough yet – and, ok, no, I’ve never [...]

November 26, 2012 Jon Blog, Inside My Head 4

Memory

Memory

I used to be staunchly anti-Facebook, and this philosophical stance was idiotic. It’s Sunday morning and I’m up to not much. Updating our monthly budget, catching up on a few blogs that are blocked at work and therefore unavailable for me to fuck off with while getting paid, and listening [...]

November 21, 2012 Jon Blog, Inside My Head 0

Sriracha

Sriracha

“I can’t really handle spicy foods. I have a ‘supertaster,’” said the woman next to me at a business dinner as we perused a robustly awesome sushi menu. “Oh, you mean bitchmouth?” I helpfully corrected. [...]

November 19, 2012 Jon Blog, Goofiness, Inside My Head 1

Lechery

Lechery

I find myself ogling men more than women as I get older. This is not a sexual thing, and I’m not dealing with any repressed homosexuality. I just find that as I advance in age, gawking at some 19 year old chick’s perfectly manicured backyard becomes less and less charming. [...]

November 16, 2012 Jon Blog, Inside My Head 1

Access

Access

I travel enough to get upgraded at shitty hotels. That’s almost poetic in its mundanity, is it not? Send me somewhere cool, I’m a peon just like everyone else. Yes, the rate is $289 a night, sir. But I’m a silver member! Doesn’t that mean anything? Yes, that you travel [...]

November 14, 2012 Jon Blog, Travel 4

Candor

Candor

“Here’s a hypothetical scenario: Would you rather give up cheese for the rest of your life – no cheese in any form ever – or oral sex, both giving and receiving?” asked our friend Amy recently over dinner. “Cheese,” Kristin and I both said in tandem with little thought and [...]

November 12, 2012 Jon Blog, Goofiness, Rumpy Pumpy 0