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Happy Friday: Ducks Fly Together

And we’re back! You know we couldn’t do a week’s worth of blogs without returning to the well of Happy Friday. It’s been officially 5 years and 8 days since we’ve written one of these things, so for those of [...]

March 30, 2017 Blog, Goofiness

Survey

Alright, so I’ve been dealing with a severe case of writer’s block lately, which explains why there are no blogs either here or on Deft. I’ve felt like I have nothing to say. Literally, NOTHING. I can’t make the words [...]

June 7, 2016 Goofiness

Re-Surge

Congratulations, internet. You’ve managed to resurrect Surge, the slightly less off-brand-than-Mello Yello version of Mountain Dew. This revival was spearheaded by the SURGE Movement, which, amazingly, is a thing that exists dedicated to two missions. First is to bring back [...]

September 19, 2014 Blog, Goofiness

Expendable

In honor of my appearance this week on the Reel Nerds Podcast discussing Expendables 3, I thought I’d take a minute to bestow upon you 5 of my favorite dumb action flicks. I appreciate good cinema as much as I [...]

August 19, 2014 Blog, Film and Television, Goofiness

Wipes, Dude

So a couple of weeks ago I was minding my own business watching the latest UFC of Fox card. Dennis Burmudez choked out Clay Guida, Anthony Johnson pounded the holy living dogshit out of Little Nog, and Robbie Lawler outlasted [...]

August 8, 2014 Blog, Goofiness

Buzzfeeding

Most nights as I wind down, I absent-mindedly scroll through Buzzfeed because the content is not challenging, and I’m looking to clear my crowded head from all the noise rattling around inside it. Most Buzzfeed content is terrible (and not [...]

July 11, 2014 Blog, Goofiness

NYC

If you’re reading this on Friday, I’m on my way to New York. Hey, we’re in New York! I got a gun, let’s go to a Broadway show! Yo, taxi! In the spirit of this trip, here’s a bunch of [...]

June 20, 2014 Blog, Goofiness, Travel
Murder

Murder

This article is a bit late today because I had to spend part of my morning on a murderous rampage. I’m not kidding. I took the lives of three this morning. Four the previous morning. Two last night. And three [...]

May 30, 2014 Blog, Goofiness, Meowing Jerks
Hertz

Hertz

I spend more time than I would probably like in Houston, TX. Approximately 99% of that time is spent on business, and when you’re dealing with a sprawling, spread-out metropolis such as Houston, that means rental cars. And rental cars [...]

May 20, 2014 Blog, Goofiness, Travel
Speech

Speech

Having now completed 12 interviews for the Jon of All Trades Podcast (and posted 9 of them), I have spent more time listening to the idiosyncrasies of people’s voices than ever before. Each interview is usually just shy of an [...]

May 2, 2014 Blog, Goofiness